Hurt Feelings and Missed Opportunities

Ok ... there was a massive human turd at the station this morning, smack bang where I normally stand waiting for the train ... and I can't help feeling that this is some kind of cosmic joke on me ... what are you trying to say Cosmos ... that my life is shit? Well too bad because "I KNEW BEFORE!!!" And in other life shitting news, my feelings are well and truly hurt!! Am I really that onerous a friend?