Ok ... what does a million bucks buy you round my way ... a view from the Maribyrnong ... and a short stroll to the races and the occasional music fest.
I took the parentals there in effort to force my mum into a little bit of physical activity. It didn't go down too well as evidenced by the strain looks in the photo.
But it actually is a fairly pleasant place to ruminate and take a bit of exercise. And you may very well spot the odd tall stretch of water if you're lucky.