Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Yim Yam and the Monrak Transistor

Ok ... its been quite a weekend!! So much to catch up on that I'm tempted to do it all in point form ... but lets just press on.

We'll start with the discoverty of a new casual eaterie ... which is always good fun!! I've been curious about Yim Yam for such a long time ... mainly because its billed as serving both Thai as well as Laotian cuisine. I've always been curious about Laotian food, not the watered down version that caters to the western palate (and lets face it ... it makes good commercial sense!), but what the true Laotians eat when they crave some home comforts ... the kind Lu et al ate for lunch at Red Robin ... the food the rest of the Europeans turned their noses up at .. that curious scent of the top notes of chilli mixed with the dubious whiff of fermentation which for these south east asian olfactory cells it simply spells Hea-Ven!!


Admittedly Yim Yam for my tastes could have just been that little bit more Lao, as the menu was overrun by your usual thai staples. However! Prices are relatively cheap and the servings huge. More importantly, concensions are not made for the non-asian palatte ... and if a dish is denoted by three red chillies representing heat, then you're getting exactly what it says on the tin ... exhibit A ... my starter ...

Tom Saap (beef soup) - tender beef pieces in a broth flavoured with tamarind and lemongrass

The soup had a fair bit of bamboo shoot in it ... which usually is a turn off for me ... but it did actually add to the flavour in a good way. And of course the mushrooms as well. It did singe a few nose hairs and probably scraped an entire layer off the insides of my mouth and throat .. but it was so so good!

M had the old Tom Yum with just mushroom which was a little more than pedestrian and equally fiery ... he washed it down with some Lao beer which tasted pretty nice ...



As you can see the crockery comes from the golden nostalgia collection at your local Salvos ... but it was kinda endearing that they paired it all up so fearlessly ...


The menu itself gave us a chuckle with its 60s movie poster which was also replicated on the wall in a massive piece of canvas ... and just to follow on the theme ... they projected the Thai movie Monruk Transistor (not exactly one for the kiddies!!) on the wall ...


Moving onto the mains, we went for dishes that were unfamiliar on paper, although the flavours were not entirely new.

(i) Ancient Ayudhaya Fish - mild fish pieces served with tangy lemon and peanut sauce


Despite the heavy drizzle of sweet chilli sauce and nothing resembling peanut sauce of any description, this was actually pretty tasty, "I could have had an extra serve" tasty.

We teamed this with Chicken Ferung - ginger, bacon and chicken stirfried with Mekong Whisky:


This was a little on the sweetish side, and only a slight hint of the breath of the whisky rounding up the flavours ... but it worked well with the sticky rice we ordered (tad on the tough side) which came wrapped in plastic in a little woven basket:


For greens, we ordered the Vientianne Salad - vermicelli with shredded green papaya, tomoato, herbs and lemon flavoured dressing:

This for me was a total success, just the right amount of tanginess ... although I would have liked a bit more green papaya. We asked for a traditional chilli sauce ... and was given a mild prawny paste a bit like the burmese belachong ... nice but they could have turned up the heat a little.

After such a fucked up week, it was the best way for us to wind down. It was giggles all the way home in the car ... and surely that has got to be the best testament for a restaurant, its ambience and its food!

You can read Matt Preston's review of the Yarraville branch here.

Thursday, 2 April 2009

Emergency Emergency!!!

Ok ... fuck! C (the bro) and G (his partner ... oh and yes there's 2 in the family!) are coming and have asked to stay at our house!!! OMG ... I said of course but they will be slumming it for the weekend!!

And why am I carrying on?? Well this is what the bro is used to ...

Twit - ering

Ok ... this is how I tweet the twit!!!
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Tina?? (sorry obscure reference from my teenage years - well I had to do something to wake me up!!)

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Are you seriously reading this???

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Don't want to be here!!!

10.15 AM Apr 2nd from twitdotcom
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YAWN!!!

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The 566 inbox items are ALL about work, so I've taken the better option of surfing the "interweb"

Ooh - waxing lyrical on the humble broken rice at Eating Asia - http://eatingasia.typepad.com/eatingasia/2009/03/street-food-on-and-off-the-street.html
10.13 AM Apr 2nd from twitdotcom
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Cool .... Dan Deacon's Bromst just came on the ipod - geeks rule!

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At work staring at 566 items in my inbox - 52 Unread

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Monday, 30 March 2009

navire à vapeur

Ok ... pretensions aside ... on Saturday we had the old gang over for Steamboat!!

quel est le sens de navire a vapeur?? (oops I think I just butchered the french language - c'est abominable!!)

Well Steamboat is a chinese dish that is very much like a fondue with stock. You may also be familiar with the nipponese variant called Shabu Shabu!! Essentially you have a pot of simmering stock at the centre of the table, and your guests choose from a variety of raw ingredients which they can put into the stock to cook. At our home, everyone gets their own individual wire baskets and fat arse soup spoon..

I love doing Steamboat, because prep work is sooo easy for this. Although the longer you cook the stock the better. Everyone has their own version of this stock, although the mainlanders prefer theirs a little sweeter, peops in singers prefer theirs a bit more robust, more porky!!

My stock includes pork bones, chicken carcasses, loads of ginger, spring onions and coriander, and at the very end, the addition of prawn stock, made simply from fried prawn shells:

prawn shells being fried
main stock simmering away

Our usual raw ingredients are beef, pork, prawns and an assortment of chinese leafy including choy sum, bok choy, chinese cabbage and crinkly chinese lettuce, along with shitake and enoki mushrooms. We also scored some baby squid - $5 a tray - SUPER!!


The raw meat/fish ingredients I usually marinade in a mixture of pounded ginger, finely sliced spring onions, sugar, soy sauce and chinese cooking wine. The vegetables don't require any preparation apart from washing and cutting and the assortment of fish, squid and beef balls just need to be plonked on a serving plate.

So we spent most of the afternoon veg-ing out while the stock slowly simmered away on the stove. And when our guests arrived and were enjoying pre-dinner drinks outside, we laid the table:



Steamboat is not a quiet meal - it can be very territorial ... "don't mess with my basket of goodies" "get your own" "hey thats my fishball" ... the louder the better ... and of course while you're waiting for your food to cook there's plenty of time for liquid libation!!


  Happy hoarsed-voice and inebriated punters all round.

Eventually we'll make it to the top of the stairs!

Ok .... so we had dinner at a Melbourne Instituition ... Grossiiiiii ... erm if you were going to finish that with Florentino ... then Not Quite!!


We only made it as far as the Cellar Bar ...


We will one day venture next door to the Grill .... (baby steps)


and if we're very lucky ... then we'll venture next door and up the stairs for the full Florentino experience!!!


Grossi is your old school Italian complete with gruff elderly waiters and romanesque prices ... the service from our young waitor was perfunctory, but Salieri the ancient mafia runner (not his real name .... sorry I know ... Stereotype!!) kept telling us that our table was too small for 4 people much to our obvious consternation (I had the full Office look on my face and M had the "i'm ready to rumble" look he gets like when he's at the checkout at our local supermarket) .. and getting on M's offside in the process .. but he did put things to rights by joining tables together for us, and when J turned up and flashed her boobies (no not literally) he was all smiles and jokes ... I even chipped in with a 50 50 comment whilst moving my upturned palms up and down ... "dad joke alert"!!!

Anyhoo ... even though its the cheaper end of Grossi's culinary empire, the food is still pretty damn amazing. And of course its the place for celebrity spottage ... even as we settled into our little snug, Thomas Kenneally was browsing in the bookshop nearby.

We shared a plate of salt cod croquettes for starters, I had the penne with smoked chicken and peas, M had the sardines wrapped in speck and served with a pile of spiced breadcrumbs, both J & C had the roast pumpkin tortellini. ALL cooked to perfection and delicious in the simple execution ... I can just imagine the dance that occured when our dishes were being prepared in the kitchen ... you know the story of the tailor who could kill 7 flies with one blow ... well I imagine my penne being whipped together with a single balletic flip of a kitchen towel!!

Now don't come expecting american diner portions, the amounts are just right ... anymore and we will be calling the fat pig police!! Although I felt like dialling their number when we all pulled for a dessert each. M & C had the sticky date, J had the baked cheesecake and I had the bread and butter pudding ... TDF!

No pics I'm afraid ... Salieri would have clubbed me on the head and smashed my camera ... fo' shur!!!
 

Thursday, 26 March 2009

Monster Mash!

Ok ... let me just perpetuate the hype ... but it is Spike Jonz!! So its gotta be good ... right??


Where the Wild things are ... Trailer

Now if we can only get Chris Cunningham to dip his toes in the feature film world ... I'm sure I heard that he was working on a horror movie ... what ever happened to that?

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

Aiigghht!!

Ok ... can someone please explain Russell Brand to me!!

Monday, 23 March 2009

"How Scandinavian of me!"

Ok ... there must be something about all that ice and the snow but these scandy's really know their way around the cold tectonic plates of electronic music. They understand the pulses and the bleeps and the blops better than anyone else ... and they certainly have a vast tradition to draw on ... all that genetic musical memory must divulge itself in new and interesting ways as the decades roll on ... I'm hoping I'm not jinxing this but here are 2 alpine examples that point to a revitalisation of the genre ...

(i) Fever Ray - Self Titled


The side project of Karin Dreijer Andersson from The Knife. Abba this is not, and it could very well be contender for Album of the year for me. This is how I prefer my electronic music - dark and brooding. With Karin's strident overdubbed vocals like banshees for BVs barely contained or vocodered into mannish almost lycanthropic proportions ... this is not something you want to be putting on late at night when you're all alone in the dark ... In conjunction with the release of the album, here are 2 accompanying vids to whet your appetite ... inscrutable and creepy!!

 



(ii) Royskopp - Junior


Flipside of the coin .. this is bouncy, happy charm dance music ... with a hot list of scandinavian electro goddesses on guest vocals including Karrin, Robyn and Lykke Li ... you may disdain of Royskopp's borderline commerciality, but you certainly couldn't resist some if not all of its charms, at least until the next car/drink/electronic product ad or the ad nauseuam radio airplay sets in ... so get in quick and enjoy it now before the nuff nuffs get their tacky hands in.



Review here.

Oh and both of these CDs are currently priced at $19.99 each over at JBs ... c'mon ... there's a fraction of the stimulus package!!

And just for shits and giggles ... another fun mash-up ... remember them ("thats when we used to vote for him").

Home is where the crap is ...

Ok ... firstly congratulations to C & M on their nuptials!! It was very much appreciated that I was included in the invite ... I don't really think it was entirely out of a sense of obligation ... but I'm curious as to whether it was a given or had to be agonised over in some form or other.

Let me just say that the Gulf Station in Yarra Glen could be the perfect setting for a wedding ...


It was the perfect day, perhaps a little too hot and as the dress code was Cocktail, I'm not sure it was the ideal for the sunsmart amongst us, but there was shade around the edges and plenty of bottles of water to be had. The bride looked stunning in gold offset by the bright blue of the bridesmaids ... not going to be winning any fashion awards ... but simple and elegant.


Being a country wedding, I believe I was the only non-skip at the event, a bit like being the only "gay in the village", but that was certainly not the case. The trusty old gaydar went off several times during proceedings. Awkwardness set in when it was time to take the family photo, which thankfully didd't eventuate, although I think some people were a bit miffed.

We had crazy in tow so there was a mini-tanty when we drove to Healesville for a quick tea and pie, then it was off to Mt Evelyn at the bride's house for the reception. They had a massive marquee in the backyard of their house and there was heaps of food and drink and what would a country do be without the ole Nutbush City Limits!!!


Apart from crazy going all funny at the end of the night, I actually had fun. K was so pissed but soooo much fun!! Both J and P have grown into attractive young adults, and lets face it apart from the horsiness C herself is pretty hot, and her husband M couldn't be called ugly by any ones standards. H like quite a number of other young lads there had the knifepoint hair and white shoes ... H went one step further with a white belt ... but who am I to judge!!

PS - still hate these family do's!

Sunday, 22 March 2009

RAAAAWWWWKKK!!!!

Ok ... much as I am completely obsessed by music and have pretty much dabbled in every conceivable genre including yes even the ole contry and western, some of the metal variants I just haven't been able to come at, regardless of the angle. D who I work with has been trying his best to educate me, and I have been trying my best to accomodate him as he finds everything outside EMO, Pop and Metal as being indie!!

But he has introduced me to the likes of Refused, who's last CD is still on my regular ipod playlist. D recently "backed-up" a cd for me with some of his choice cuts, well choice cuts that he thinks I may actually listen to ... and first off I have found one band at least that will be making its way onto aforementioned playlist ...

(don't laugh ok .. they're from Portland Oregon and are called ....)

AGALLOCH!!!!!!!


They've got a pretty cool website and I believe are classified as progressive metal ... another journo-derived genre perhaps?? But we love this stuff anyways, so who are we to knock it!

I'm currently listening to the two tracks on a 7" that was released in conjunction with a tour - Tomorrow will never come!



And for good measure, here's The Refused. EXCELLENT EXCELLENT SONG!!

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