Ok ... its been a few months since my visit to Gorski and Jones. I think its symptomatic of my foodie malaise that I haven't rushed to the computer and braggingly fashioned a post on how amazing the experience was soon after. But I have kept the photos on my iphone and enthused about G&J's Antipasto plate and the Cured Meat Selection to all my hapless friends. And now, dear readers, its your turn.
The shining light on the Cured Meat selection ($25) is the spreadable calabrian salami - thats the meaty quinelle in the centre of the plate - see photo below. It was delicious ... and spicy! And far outclassed its Serrano ham and sopresso surround.
And have you ever seen such bounty on an Antipasto ($25) dish before? Quail, eggplant, pickled anchovies, fritatta ... oh my. Well worth the price of admission.
For mains there was fish and goat ... all perfectly cooked and flavoured. I can't remember what the exact details were, but I remember being taken by the rusticity of the simple presentation and how flavour combinations were kept simple and unfussed for maximum effect. Both fish and goat were melt in your mouth tender.
For dessert, an inspired Tiramisu (unlike any I have ever tasted) ...
And a pannacota served with baked peaches which were slightly bitter from the char ... heaven.
A lovely new addition to the Smith Street stretch already groaning under the weight of expectation and gastronomic excess. Someone put their foot on the foodbrake please. Law of diminishing returns Peops!
PS - bread is Baker D. Chirico and the headily scented olive oil isn't some exotic Italian Spanish hybrid, but good old Aussie grown!
"There's a new man in town
Jonah and the Whale
He's going to love Smog, he just doesn't know it yet
He's going to love Pasta and home made tomato sauce
He just doesn't know it yet
Jonah and the Whale
There's a shiny new penny in the del mastro bag
Jonah and the Whale
They're going to love that he sings "dress sexy at my funeral, my good wife" at the top of his lungs
They just don't know it yet
They're going to love that it kills the speakers on the babycom
Jonah ... they just don't know it yet ... and the Whale
There's a new snag on our circle of friends
Jonah and the Whale
He's jacksuited ready for a spar with his mother's flash and a father's proud heart
He just doesn't know it yet
We're going to love him as much as whats gone before and the ever after
We just don't really know it yet
Jonah ... and the Whale."
DC - Dec 2012
(on clearing up old photos and lisening to a random Smog mixtape)
Ok ... hello my dear blog readers, I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas and to thank you for your attention and your thoughtful comments.
We're about to descend into a maelstrom of Yuletide insanity, so we celebrated early with a Christmas present to ourselves.
We happen to wander down String Bean Alley at the Victoria Markets when we came across the Meykers stand housing products by Simon Cunningham (Volant Designs) and Gregory Burton (Visual Fields).
We were immediately taken by Simon's light fittings made with pressed plywood and coloured perspex. If you've been in The League of Honest Coffee in the city you would have noticed his Coffee inspired wall art.
We actually had our hearts set on a particular design which was no longer available when we returned for our final purchase. So we ended up with this:
We love the cream and blue colours against the wood, and its conical shape. This is where its going to go:
Now all we need is to organise an electrician to fix the botched job that currently exists in the ceiling. Cannot wait.
Ok ... "out at the trocadero ballroom, the glamorous highlife" only for an afternoon, sipping Jacquesson amongst the Range Rover driving ladies who lunch! We walked through the newly revamped Hamer Hall, with its oddly subtle take on 80s chrome and copper, to the heavy doors housing Melbourne's latest addition to her gastronomic coterie of fine wining and dining, Trocadero.
A long bar in definition, with uninhibited views to the Yarra at the more savoury end of Southbank, where we sat down to a lazy lunch in celebration of that time-honoured tradition that is the work Christmas party.
Heading full pelt into a bottle of Prosecco, we perused the menu between bouts of insane convo and delirious laughter, but the must have thanks to the well connected LS was the Hummus and Fried Chickpeas served with Lavosh ($9). Best Hummus evah, you ask? Betcha by golly and wow.
To append this heightened dip, we had the San Daniele Prosciutto (40g) served with pickles ($16) and another recommend, the Chicken Liver Parfait with golden raisin puree, apple and Chamomile Jelly ($18), a dish to make Maggie Beer cream her Culottes.
The Prosciutto and pickles were suitably mild, in defference to the old money pallates more accustomed to the gilt edged habitats of the Via Veneto, rather than some rustic crumbling stone Villagio replete with a toothless Nonna pummelling reams of dough with her mannish hands.
The Parfait was a little too strong for my liking and the sweet jelly and puree just a little too jarring for my Asian tastebuds. Although I think it went down a treat with some of the other participants in our Yuletide soiree.
For a main, I opted for the Squid Ink Tagliolini served with Crab, Chilli and Tomato ($32). I am a sucker for Squid ink. There is something dramatic about the unctiousness of the colour, and with crab as fresh as this, it was like ascending to heaven with each successive mouthful.
LM's choice of the Onion Risotto with Toasted Grains and Pecorino Pepato ($29) was a pretty dish, made even more appealing with its artfully placed shards of crisp fired onions. You could almost taste the flavour and in its heady Alliumic scent.
GA's Toasted Lamb Sandwich served with Fontina and Green tomato relish ($16) arrived a-table in surprisingly literal form. But the lamb was perfection.
AW's 180gm Minute Steak served with Onion and Mustard was equally prosaic in presentation, but by all accounts it was redolent of a night out in a tiny Parisian cafe with ruddy faced Gallicians singing Chansons about a tiny mouse who makes it big in a circus ... or something ...
The Seared Scallop and Herb Gnocchi ($29) was all Mastercheffy in its presentation, and I believe also got the thumbs up.
But it was the lovely PO's dish that would be my pick if ever I return for a meal here. It was simply described on the menu as Market Fish, Lemon Oil ($32) and that was exactly what you got. A whole fish, plonked on the plate, drizzled with lemon oil and served with a lemon cheek. Absolutely amazing!!
For sides we couldn't go past the Fried Zucchini flowers with ricotta, tomato and lemon ($15) - Brilliant!
And the Triple (Yes!) cooked potatoes served with a Truffle Aioli and garnished with grated Pecorino. Need I say anything more??
Whatever you choose, remember you need to allow room for dessert. I didn't get very far past caramel and chocolate so I ordered my very first choice - Caramel cooked cream, with pear, chocolate and a super salty Popcorn crumble ($17)!! It looked pretty, and it tasted wonderful. I don't need to work on anymore superlatives than that.
Other offerings at the table included a toffee ice cream with Berries, Hazelnut and a Milk Mousse ($17). This one came a close second to the Caramel and Popcorn. The Milk Mousse was interesting though ...
There was also a selection of sorbets ($14), but I can't really remember the flavours, partly because I'm not very interested in Sorbet, and also I was all about the Caramel and the popcorn at this stage.
It was interesting having after lunch drinks at an outside table and looking round at the evening clientele ... erring more on the, shall we say, mature end of the age spectrum, with some rather inventive garment choices. But we didn't really care, the Cuvee and Cru was flowing a little too easily. Golddigers unite and scamm a bottle of Jacquesson Cuvee No. 735 (PoA). I guarantee you would have never tasted Champagne like this before - Bubbles with a Scotch Whiskey chaser!
Ok ... I was in Kimono heaven on the weekend! We trundled off to Monbaulk on the pictureque Orlinda-Monbaulk road to Nathania Springs to witness our friends Yuichi and Mari tie the knot.
Theirs was not the only knot being tied ...
There were Obi Sashes being tied ...
There was even a rope knotting parlour trick thrown into the bargain ...
And at one point a balloon popped and out came a bottle of champers ... bless.
Mari looked AH-Maazing! (oh and so did Yuichi ... but really its all about the bride!)
Congratulations Mari and Yuichi!
Oh and here is that seminal Sparks track from Kimono my House!!
Ok ... what is it with band kids and Dave Brubeck'sTake Five? I guess its a way to learn everyone's favourite time signature, the old 5/4 (bet the boys from Radiohead know this piece inside out!) And by extension, the old 7/8, and even better, working triplets into a regular beat ... at some point you're just going to have to quit the "counting how many beats in a bar" bitch and just feel the syncopation. And here's a tip for you music kids out there, if you're learning an instrument, but you don't really listen to music, then perhaps its time to ponder one of life's big questions - Why!
So Vale Brubeck! You made counting lessons so much more fun, and you taught me how to take risks with accents and syncopation and attack. (ps Question for you Dave in Jazz heaven, did people used to mistake you for Martin Landau when you were older?)
